Yeah your bionic left arm could also be your wife. So you'll never be alone
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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That's why it didn't work out for the dude in Texhnolyze, they replaced his right arm
It's figuratively cutting your ability to do evil from your body. Left hand evil, right hand good, it's why nuns used to get upset about left handedness.
Maybe this isn't a good idea.
What a weird game/premise.
!That the arm was his wife was such a odd twist!<
They might be into something
Until suddenly, one day
Well, more like a symptom given these examples...
I can't do it with a single hand, and I'm afraid I'll rip it of with my prosthetic hand.
Yeah look at RoboCop he’s all prosthetic, never lonely
Don't think any of these characters are exactly role models.
And one of them is brainwashed into thinking he’s someone else.
IDK about the rest but Gutz is pretty good.
Running around the local grocery store with a cardboard box over my body so I can hide from other people isn't something to aspire to? Color me alert and shocked, at about 99.99% approximately.
You may not like it, but this is peak male performance:
its the other way around. the loniliness leads to overuse which leads to the need for a prosthesis.
Not to mention all four of these guys are pretty lonely. Except Big Boss, he kidnaps new friends when the old ones run out
*Venom Snake
Yes because then it feels like someone else is doing it to you
i was gonna mention Ash from Evil Dead but the chainsaw is his right arm.
And he ends up alone in all three movies. Meme holds up.
I'd personally prefer it to be my right arm but beggars can't be choosers.
I'd want an robotic tentacle
Sekiro and Guts are about as not OK as you can get.
oh come on. Women can't be so different that they don't want a badass prosthetic arm.
Case in point, Noble-2
And Billie Lurk from the Dishonored DLC!
That's her right arm, not left. Are we onto something here? Is the true gender divide that men want a badass left arm and women want a badass right arm?
Edit: I just checked and Noble-2 (from Halo: Reach) has their right arm as the badass prosthetic too.
Dishonored mentioned in the wild? It's a good day
It doesn't seem like it could hurt, unless when masturbating.
get a modular prosthetic where you can swap out the hand part with various extensions. With the right extensions, you'll be better off than the ppl with natural arms.
I'm a righty myself
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