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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

Shit, they shoulda seen me when I was around 10 and my favorite sandwich was just mustard and cheese. Sometimes without the bread!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This man bought Britishness to China. He deserves to be our ambassador

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

(historically, China’s not had the best luck with the British)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 51 minutes ago

Hong Kong enters the chat

[–] [email protected] 24 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

We don't even have a photo of this dry sandwich? My curiosity demands it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What isn't considered a dry lunch? Soup? The sandwiches certainly weren't dripping, but they weren't dry, either.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

Maybe it's an ambiguous translation and they mean more like boring or plain?

[–] [email protected] 155 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I love how the nihilism slowly crept into their souls as they watched an English man make his lunch. Witnessing British cuisine will do that to you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

British food made Englishmen the best sailors in the world.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I bet lunch was what ultimately started the whole punk rock movement.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Eating cobs as dry as Thatcher's gash will do that to you.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 hours ago

Please don't write anything ever again

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 hours ago

worst. sentence. ever.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I find it really odd that salmon and eggs on toast, or avocado toast count as "dry lunch". Even his ham sandwich has a slather of butter and tomatoes. Just how wet are Chinese lunches? Is everything less liquid than a soup counted as dry?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Actually sort of. I mean I guess what you would call a soup. Though the Chinese would just consider that a sauce. The put that shit on everything. Well different sauces. Here's a random picture of a Chinese school lunch.

https://whatsforschoollunch.blogspot.com/2009/08/china-school-lunch-fish-and-vegetables.html

You see how the veggies are glistening? They're covered in a sauce made with cornstarch and broth. Even the fish has a layer of sauce on it.

So yeah, a sandwich would be pretty dry. But that's not really what they're talking about.

In Chinese food, there's an insane amount of seasonings that basically go in everything. At a minimum they use something called 5 spice which is a mixture of you guessed it, 5 spices. So the dry they're referring to is actually seasoning. So something like a subway sandwich with italian dressing, salt, pepper and oregano wouldn't be dry in the way they're using it. They're really just referring to the sandwich being unseasoned. Also, here's a tip, if you're going to make a sandwich, season it. Even just adding salt and pepper will make it taste way better.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Do you have any spices you recommend for a peanut butter sandwich? I’m open to try

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago

Well... if you're in America I'd be cautious about adding anything. Unfortunately, American peanut butter is already heavily seasoned with sugar and salt which makes it a game of over powering the seasonings that are already in American peanut butter. But if you crush your own peanuts with a small amount of salt, as others have said do as the Asians do. Curry powder works great, cumin and as all Asians pretty much do, add some kind of hot sauce (if you can take spicy). But sadly, if you're looking at a can of jiffy, you're gonna need a lot of curry powder to overwhelm the salt and sugar content.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

bread, peanut butter, hot sauce, fried egg, slice of cheese, mayonnaise, bread

peanut butter goes really well with both sweet and savory options – both west Africa and Thailand like pairing peanut butter and chili in savory dishes – even mixing in a little curry powder or masala gives great results

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

I like to put some chilli, usually sambal oelek or similar, as well as some cucumber for freshness

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

It's what's left over from refined sugar!

[–] [email protected] -3 points 15 hours ago

in Asian countries it still isn't smart to drink the water so cooking in water to make a soup base is very common.

In England they got around this by drinking all the tea and/or beer so they could enjoy their dry lunch without getting cholera.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I think that this is the definition of dry that means boring.

adjective

lacking interest or stimulation; dull and lifeless

"a dry book"

"a dry lecture filled with trivial details"