>can give you pleasure
Are we saying blowing stuff up is fun, or telling you to go fuck yourself with a grenade?
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Can give you pleasure
Idk, the round ones do just fine for me, just a bit different form of pleasure.
Pineapples are ribbed for pleasure
If you shit out a ring, you'd best hope you haven't been skipping your kegels.
And you can choose if you want a tail or an inside tickle.
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Clearly their biggest weakness was not being heavy enough. I suggest the next generation have a baseball bat for a handle.
The Germans did have hand grenades without a stick. Their doctrine was the stick type was for offensive operations, and the little one was favored for defense.
I assume this has something to do with the distance you can throw them.
Yeah, the basic premise for these things is that they have a smaller radius, but you can throw them further, so the enemy has to deal with it exactly the same, but since the radius is smaller and you threw it further, it gives you a much larger space in which you can advance and not worry about shrapnel. Basically lob a couple and while you don't have to deal with so much suppressive fire, advance and find cover and do it all over again.
For defensive scenarios, you generally aren't advancing, you're just wanting the enemy to not advance, so a pineapple works just as well, if not better. It gives you a big boom, and psychologically that gives you an edge. You might also get flushed out and wind up in close quarters kinds of environments where the grenade on a stick just doesn't work, but the pineapple is easy enough to lob out of a window or bunker or around a corner. In any sort of urban or close quarters environment you'd want the flexibility of a baseball as opposed to throwing a bat.
Kind of a trench war novelty, but they've evolved to be more of an antiarmor thing - throw a parachute on it so it's aligned vertically, make it detonate when it lands, make it blow straight down as opposed to all over the place, and try to get that thing to land on a tank
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We have grenade launchers now.
Someone needs to make one that fires the stick grenades. At 3500 RPM.
Wake up babe new A-10 ammo just dropped
Also they're way bigger, taking more space in storage and when in transport
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