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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I don't think I've laughed at an image this hard in a min.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

They are just large dogs, not a separate species.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

I too am a horse denier.

I always deny a horse.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Snort me like one of your French girls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

I havent snorted myself yet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Found Sarah Jessica Parker's lemmy account

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Ketamine hallucinations?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

List of things that don’t exist:

  • Horses
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

also birds... they're just spy drones.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago

that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

That's probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Has he met Megan?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

Take your upvote and gtfo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

🎶Goodbye horses!🎶

🎶You don't exist at all!🎶

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

If horses aren't real then where is the power coming from the car's engine? Checkmate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Horses just measure the power, they don't produce it. Read a book

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

President of Turkmenistan: Yes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 hours ago

Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Of course they aren't real. Just ask Joe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

This Joe? Because I'm pretty sure he is a horse.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago

Hbomberguy intensifies

[–] [email protected] 30 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

um excuse me your picture can't be correct as birds aren't real

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago

This is a psy op from the government because it's so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. "If it gallops, it spies" neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago

Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago

I don't have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

That makes me wonder. I haven't even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔

I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y'all aren't bots? 🤔🤔🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's ridiculous, how can you say we're all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

That's exactly what a bot would say.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:

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