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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

TIL go is an interpreted language and runs straight from source code!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

obviously the shell script compiles the executable every time the image is run :)

[–] [email protected] 40 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

People don’t actually do this, right? Docker inside docker inside a VM inside another VM? On windows? Right????

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure docker recommends that it runs under WSL when on windows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, docker in a VM makes sense. Docker in docker in a vm in a vm though?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Yep, can confirm

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago

Isnt that exactly what minikube is? Kubernetes in docker.

I've used docker-in-docker images, but its usually not fun.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I've seen docker inside a VM before but that was just a dev box for testing

[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago

That's super standard for actual infrastructure

[–] [email protected] 29 points 19 hours ago

Could also be a hyper-v layer around Windows "host"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Dora s'appelle Jane en anglais ?!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago

Non, Dora s'appelle Dora en anglais. The meme is just weird.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Non. Et effectivement Jane ça ferait moins latina. Tous les autres stéréotypes sont là pour apprendre l'espagnol

[–] [email protected] 28 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You know how much layers there are under hello.go?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

There are even layers within the hardware layer. :)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

and of course at the lowest level the particle interactions are all calculated by cueball using rocks in a desert

[–] [email protected] 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

There are even several layers of transistors. And several energy layers of the electrons

[–] [email protected] 58 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Docker, no docking!
Docker, no docking!
Docker, no docking!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Backup, backup....

[–] [email protected] 48 points 19 hours ago

deploying docker-compose to production

[–] [email protected] 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, by docking do you mean... docking?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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