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I think id get a good sturdy Rick Diaz that after one sortie permanently looks like Ricky's car in Trailer Park Boys.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

ITT People that know way more about mobile suits than me.

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One of the ones with funnels to really get the space autism powers going

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rick Dias is my favorite mass production UC suit!

A Valkyrie (Macross) based on something cool like the J-20 would be dope.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Its up there for me. I like the grunt units

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dunno, i'm probably gonna be the poor fucker who has to repair them. Panel matching on a mecha has to be a huge pain in the ass.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think in 08th MS Team they just mounted random Zaku chunks onto the broken bits of the gundam

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Yep, the chest armor of the EZ-8 was from welded scrap Zaku II bits. I think Karen had a Ground type Gundam with a GM head, too.

They did a Zaku head Gundam in ZZ.

Requiem for Vengeance was mid, but there a cool scraped together Zaku II in it.

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Wing Zero. So that way whenever I show up people can be like, "It's Wing Zero!🙋" And then when I'm not around they can be like, "Where's Wing Zero?🤷"

Also, I will blast Rhythm Emotion 24/7. 🎶

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KX139 Ta'unar Supremacy Armour equipped with a Pulse Ordinance Multi-Driver and twin Tri-Axis Ion cannons.

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birthday. oiled up like the ancient greeks.

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I think I'd go with a Jade Phoenix config B

Normally I'd go for an atlas for the heavyweight slugging fest but nothing beats dropping dipshits before they even know what ventilated them.

Also I'd choose to be partners with an uncorrupted Castigator-class Titan from warhammer but honestly warhammer mechas are cheating because of how fucking absurd they are

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Jehuty (ZOE) when I'm feeling like a big codpiece

Tsugumori (KOS) when it's time to fight alien zombie parasites

RAY (MGS) when I fancy a swim

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is a very tough question. I'm between these three, obviously it has to be Red. Probably go with Astraea Type-F2 in the end

MSN-06S Sinanju

GNY-001F2 Gundam Astraea Type-F2

MBF-P02Kai Gundam Astray Red Frame

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

a Marauder MAD-3R

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Turn A Gundam for vital cow transport.

(Honorable mentions(and some non-MSG) , Heavy Arms, Psycho Zaku, or Dark Horn for over the top artillery barrage, or a Blade Liger)

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I would like to have a 70 meter Tall Steel collossus that can only open Wine bottles . thats his function.

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in the big battle there are always little cuts towards him , wondering about the right kind of wine to open when the others have won.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

white glint (but probably a GM model if i really had to stick to mobile suits)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All suited up, Boss! Gots me Gondom ready for krumpin' kkkrakkkers!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Is this the Cortex Command version?

...If not, can it be?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I want a red king crab I call red lobster.

I would put a one of these bobblehead dogs in my cockpit and an air freshener that smells like pine

Plus a baby on board sticker (im the baby) but a cool baby thats why the sticker is cool just like me.

I think im happy with this build.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Unicron... Wait. Wrong mecha anime.

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Reminding me I need to watch Armor-Hunter Mellowlink

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

It's so fucking cool, so yes!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

same. I need to rewatch VOTOMS too

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And then I say 'what's Scopedog?' And you say 'nothing, what's scope with you dawg'

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A regular zaku, but painted in a unique color scheme in order to give myself some plot armor. Thinkin' all-white with red yellow and blue highlights, call it the "Faker Gundam"

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Like the civilian Hizack in CCA lol

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Hmm, I wonder which one I should choo- oh hey, big zam.