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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

for the last 20h ive been on 3h of sleep, and this post just took away my last remaining will to live

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

They're running around looking for the thiefs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They should just give up and retire. I bet the thief is also tired of running away.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

If they retired, they'd just get untired again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

"civilian asset forfeiture"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I get the joke, but if they haven't caught them, how do they know the culprit is a man?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 15 hours ago

Why does this question matter?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires

He just has to think outside the box.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

The kids in that main pic look like they are in their 40s. Hoop rolling must really take a toll on you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Witness reports, for example.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago

At least they were nice enough to leave it on bricks so they can still get a jack underneath it 😂

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Only reasonable with that attire

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago