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Now do giraffe fauns. At least giraffe centaurs have those counterbalancing rear legs, giraffe fauns would need to be half as wide as they are tall to have abs strong enough to keep themselves upright. And with those tiny spindly legs they have, even if they do leg day religiously and bulk them up they'll still be teetering about on two little hooves.
I say the left but double the length of the arms.
Why not scale up the size of the human so it fits with both solutions?
It’s funnier this way?
I think a huge human torso on top of a giraffe could also look funny enough
Neither, a centaur has a human torso starting at the base of the neck, the left one has a long neck so clearly not a human torso. The left one has a long torso, so that doesn't fit either.
Solution: it'd be exactly like a regular centaur but with a different skin pattern
Much taller legs
We’d have to start evolution again because all mammals have four limbs, and four only. That’s why we can’t have pegasus (pegasi?) either. Bummer, I know.
Isn't a pegasus a bird? Would that mean that they lay eggs?
Pegasus is what happens when Zeus and Loki fuck.
Biology definitions are not based in causation, it wouldn't lay eggs just cuz we call it a bird. It might be like the anti-platypus tho, the only bird to give birth to live young
You may be on to something
A mix of both. Take the left one, make his torso just a bit taller and skinnier, and shorten the neck a fair bit. The arms need to be real lanky as well.
The right one. A centaur is a horse with a human torso replacing the horse’s neck & head. So it’s one of those humans with the long torso, you know the type.
Like it or not, this is peak male performance
Have some Lenny gold
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Giraffes are Artiodactyla like cattle so they would be closer in minotaur style than the Perissodactyla centaur style. Two hoofed legs, human upper body, long neck and giraffe head.
Speaking of Perissodactyla, this guy essentially is a fantasy creature. He's the centaur she told you not to worry about.
Centaurs don’t have horse necks so neither is right. It would be the body of a giraffe with a human torso starting where the neck would start
But is the human torso going to be hella long like the example on the right? That's not a neck. That's a long abdomen.
Nah, just like a normal centaur but with long spindly giraffe legs
What if he wore pants?
bonus question: where's the nipples?
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