I'm lucky my wife orgasms easily from PIV makes me feel like a champ but really it's just her body that makes it happen.
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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I am of the opinion that orgasming is one‘s responsibility. One orgasms with their partners. I see sex as a kind of shared masturbation.
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While 100% in the don't fake it camp, please also remember us men are not mind readers and our equipment works different. Much like with cooking and cleaning, if you don't tell us what we are doing wrong or better yet show us the right way, we are going to assume we did our part cause we got the result we wanted and you didn't complain or ask for something different.
Yes! Also, tell your male friends to communicate and actively ask what feels good!
Edit: Also
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Or rather: don't fake orgasms, make sure he knows if there's something he can do better.
Constrictive criticism and pointers is how we get better, especially at doing the things YOU specifically like.
If he can't roll with that, though, kick his ass to the curb. Maybe point and laugh at his weird penis first 😛
Good advice!
Also, good save on the quality shitposting by including the body shaming.
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Constrictive criticism
Freudian slip? But hey if that's what you're into then good for you 😉
Otherwise? Yeah, come on, don't settle for shit sex, if you can teach your partner to be better then why not? Don't be too afraid to say something.
Freudian slip? But hey if that's what you're into then good for you 😉
Actually a happy autocomplete accident, but yeah, gonna leave it as is because you made it fun 😄
Otherwise? Yeah, come on, don't settle for shit sex, if you can teach your partner to be better then why not? Don't be too afraid to say something.
Was with you until you thought pointing and laughing would help make someone see the light
With you in principle and updooted you, but:
That one was A) a joke and B) a joke about shaming those unwilling to learn for not being willing to learn. Not about shaming them into being better in any way. What do you think I am, a Catholic parent?
Nah, I just wanted to make sure it was obvious to others that part was a joke. I updooted you in a comment you made lower in the comments. I figured you were a person with good intent making a comment involving passion. Something I direly need to learn from. Controlling my responses hasn't always been great. As for the Catholics, I can't speak much of anything about them I suppose anymore. I left their following more than 20 years ago now, and I hope they grow better as I don't think they are going to disappear any time soon. I also need to give up drinking, but for sake of words, I say let's drink to a better future.
I quit drinking myself 5 years ago as of last month, but since I have some good nonalcoholic beer right here, I'll drink to all of that! 🍻
Well let's hope it's a chase I stay 5 years behind you until our end days. : )
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As a chronic premature ejaculator, just get good with your tongue and pushing past the refactory period to go for round 2 (which lasts ages 👍)
Btw what is the reason the second one lasts so much longer?
not a doctor, but its probably the change in hormones that cause the refactory period that changes the response for round 2
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Can't fuck? More like don't.
I know the tone of this is supposed to be "haha you suck" but if you fake it then you're only going to make the guy keep doing the thing that didn't work. Help them learn how to be better because they can't feel what you're feeling.
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Would be nicer to know so you can actually get better tbh
Most men are a lot more receptive to input than many women give us credit for. For the mist part, men do not want to be known as a terrible lay. If your man doesn't think he needs pointers, get someone else to treat you right.
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Honestly, yeah! If it's not going to happen, fine, that's life sometimes. If I'm doing something that doesn't work for you, or you want something different, how tf am I supposed to know that? I'm not psychic ffs. If you fake an orgasm, you get what you deserve.
I feel like as.a.woman I.have to.point out that, many times, a woman orgasming or not is not.your fuck's fault.
I would also.like to point out that it is harder to orgasm in "normal" sex than is it with oral, so.if your girl didn't orgasm don't take it personally, pull your pants up and go down on her
Or, first ask for directions, go down and stay down, keep listening and doing exactly what she says, until she gets there first. THEN bring your dick to the party. For many of us the second and successive orgasms are much quicker and easier to achieve, even from penetrative sex.
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I'm surprised this is news to people but I guess sex education varies between countries maybe.
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I believe your comment is suffering from irregular periods.
The phone adds it auto and I never had the patience to go change it lol. My family is also very annoyed by it
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It might be low on iron, or overtraining
Or they have the same issue as me, their phone keyboard randomly inserting periods all the time. I manually remove them most of the time, but when I'm agitated, I sometimes can't be bothered.
This happens with several apps, e. g. https://www.reddit.com/r/Swiftkey/comments/wylng4/random_periods/
I didn't particularly want to link to reddit, but I wasn't able to quickly find e. g. an issue tracker.
I use and recommend HeliBoard. It's foss, it's customizable, it's privacy conscious and, other than weird ideas about capitalization sometimes, it's working flawlessly in two languages simultaneously for me ❤️
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There’s also women who can not orgasm by in-and-out movements (like: the act of fucking) and it just hurts them after a while. Had to find that out the hard way.
I think people would be really surprised at the wide variety of shapes for women insides. Some shapes just don't get rubbed the same way.
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How is he supposed to get better if you don't give feedback?
Exactly. Leave a one star review for his address on Google Maps or something.
I bet that used to be possible until they got a lot of complaints 😁
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