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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

GIMP isn’t quite as feature rich and useful as photoshop… except GIMP has the “Color to Alpha” function which I’ve still yet to learn how to imitate in photoshop, and I’m not sure it even can. And I use that function all the freaking time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well you can color me intrigued! I'm going to go read about what that is

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

You ever have an image of something like fire or mist or galaxies and stars or whatever taken with a black or white background, and you want to make it a transparent background instead? Color to alpha keeps the translucent elements intact at the appropriate translucency while removing the background color. Super useful for compositing images together.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You forgot to mention that they will let you use it for cheap until everyone got used to it and then crank up the price by 500%

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Because it can't be turned into a service

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've actually found a lot of the smaller foss tools I use are better than their proprietary counterparts because of the design philosophy and that people don't cut as many corners on passion projects as when they're on a deadline

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

For real. I just spent a decade in academia working dog hours with little pay keeping services running wondering how the true devs and sysadmins do it.

I recently switched to the corporate world and have peeked behind curtain of competency: headless chickens running around, patching failing products rather than spending time to properly fix them because immediate results are the only metric that counts.

Stability, scalability, reproducibility? Forget it, that's someone else's problem apparently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The reason this bothers me so much is how hard it makes it to get a job

I've seen people in other companies getting paid significantly more than me who just have zero clue what they're doing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Same, and same.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Late stage capitalism.

The issue is that capitalism fundamentally requires forward thinkers and enlightened (or at least rational) perspective to function sustainably.

But capitalism rewards short term thinking, everywhere from corporate leadership, to the workforce, to the consumers caught by ads designed to catch and hold their ever-shortening attention spans.

Fundamentally, it needs regulation to thrive. The true cost of a purchase, including environmental and decommissioning/disposal costs must be tied to the initial purchase value. Through this, we might get a functional capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

80/20

I live by this rule, it made me gain so much credibility and money from people who don’t know any better. 80/20 <3

20 percent of work nets you 80 percent of result (except no one knows what I did isn’t 100 percent) bam 4/5 of time saved. Everyone is happy and if something doesn’t work we can just blame it on client

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

I follow the 80/20 rule recursively. as soon as I've gotten 80% of the way there for 20% effort I immediately stop, and start a brand new project for the remaining 20%. Bam! 96% complete for only 24% effort.

taps forehead

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

.. that depends on this FOSS app.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Dear floss4life,

Our developers have encountered an issue while using the open source framework you published on github. We have lost as many as 400 user accounts. The estimated cost of this error is $6800.

This is unacceptable. Be a professional and fix it immediately.

Chad Elkowitz, MBA, Gruvbert and sons Finance Lt"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's why the no warranty clause is by far the most important in any license granting access to the public

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

And it’s also why many companies refuse to use open software. It baffles me that no insurance company saw this as a market opportunity to sell open source software insurance.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Star designers and engineers don't do Open Source? 🥺

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