I don’t think the horse pill means what anon thinks it means…
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2024
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FYI: Horses fart and methane is a greenhouse gas more potent than carbon dioxide.
I'm also intrigued by the "costs $1000 and $750/year to maintain" claim, as the horse people I know spend closer to 20x that.
Humans also fart methane, is that a reason not to ride them?
If your ride consents to that, just pug the hole.
No.
they um also breathe
Not through the mouth though.
Where is this guy getting a horse for $1,000 from?
I mean if you want any old horse and can transport it you can often get them for free. They're like pianos
you can often get them for free
The maintenance cost of a "free" horse is anything but
Oh I'm not discounting that. Free pianos don't tend to be cheap either to get tuned, and that's if you can even tune them in the first place.
does a horse not transport itself ?
Not in a way amenable to seal the deal a few cities across, unless you get a one way ride up there and you’re prepared to camp/hotel a few nights on the way back
Isn't that the point though. He's replacing his car with a horse because apparently a horse makes more sense in this guy's world.
If after buying the horse you have to use a vehicle to transport it, doesn't that invalidate the argument?
I guess, we'd have to consult with the horse-pilled anon OP if he meant to replace absolutely all driving with horse riding, but I was assuming his take was mostly about day to day trips and not necessarily all trips.
I see, guess I didn't plan all the way through
Don't blame yourself, they just don't teach horses in school anymore
$750 a year to maintain health
Lol
$750/month if you have to stable it.
Yeah, this might be 750 dollars worth of bottom of the barrel, wholesale, oats needed to give the average horse enough calories to survive.
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