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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Don't forget that Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that he just came into Harry's and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS, and a Motec system exhaust.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

wasnt this motherfucker also Hector in Veronica Mars?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That was Patrick Wolff. This is Noel Gugliemi.

Aka Mr. "Shit pushed in." And yeah, that's Tuco Salamanca in there, too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ok but now he needs to be in an adaptation of the Iliad

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Playing everyone but the Trojan champion.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

This image is fake.

  • Price of Glory - Angel
  • Ghetto Rhapsody - (no name listed)
  • The Animal - Gang Leader (no Hector)
  • The Barrio Murders - Johnny
  • The Fast and the Furious - Hector
  • Training Day - Moreno
  • Masked and Anonymous - Inmate #1
  • Malibu's Most Wanted - Snuffy
  • Old School - Student #1
  • Double Blade (Shuang Dao) - Joker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Gugliemi#Film

He has played "Hector" in a number of different films and TV roles, so I don't know why this was faked.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

People post jokes, and then someone else shares it thinking it's real. At least that's what I think happens most of the time when faked stuff is presented as real

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

Whats your name?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I'm honestly convinced he's just really bad at remembering character names so everyone just renames his character Hector

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sooooo many of these Hectors are correct, but some of them are not.

That guy is Noel Gugliemi, and he played "Gang Leader" on The Animal, not Hector.

Price of Glory had a Hector, but that was played by Sal Lopez! Totally different looking dude!

He was a lot of Hectors but not quite that many.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

He should still legally change his name to Hector.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I searched for "Hector' in the imdb app, he shows up as a result after 5 other people named Hector.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He's one of my favourite Hector.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Who's your favorite Hectress, though?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Not me 👉👈 ?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Jim Beaver plays Bobby Singer in everything too.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago

The Hector cinematic universe.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Hector... you ever work a day in your bombaclat life?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Is there a term for this? When an actor is playing someone who is essentially the same character no matter what movie it is in (even in different thematical universes)?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

What? That would be like saying Chris Hemsworth got “Thor’d” because that’s all he played in the MCU.

Belzer played way more than just Munch.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"type cast" is the casual phrase

in technical acting terms it's usually referred to as "playing close to self"

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s called getting type cast.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (3 children)

This is one level beyond type casting though, unless Hector is a well established role.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I would argue that “a Hector” is a recognizable Hispanic trope in a similar fashion to how “a Karen” is an American one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

John Wayne played so many characters named "John" or "Duke." So many that I just tried to count how many roles and I lost track. I counted twice and got two different numbers, but I believe my final tally is 39 roles where his character had at least one of those 2 names.

EDIT: Final tally:

36 - "John" or "Johnny"

3 - "J" first initial, no full name given

5 - "Duke"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And of course his most iconic role of John "JD" Duke!

/s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Considering how many military roles he had, I'm going with Lt. Col. J.B. "Johnny the Duke" Thomas

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Happened to me once :)

[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 days ago

His work in Breaking Bad was stellar. I didn't recognize him as Hector Salamanca. Such good actor he is.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Mutliverse confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Bruce Almighty? His most memorable role.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I thought that was the butt monkey guy!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Same, but I was afraid to voice it in case I was wrong and opening myself up to some accusations 😅

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well this just might be worse than saying nothing at all. What did you do?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, if you mistake a person of a different race from you as someone else of that race, there's always going to be some eye narrowing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wasn't thinking this at all and I don't think anyone else would have had you not preemptively pointed it out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Eh, I try to own my own insecurities. I haven't seen the movie in ages so I was mostly going off of hairstyle and gang leader status over his face anyhow.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago

You can't convince me those are not in the same cinematic universe

[–] [email protected] 110 points 5 days ago

At least he was a nurse on the walking dead

Nurse Hector