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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Steve: I want you to be a pretty women.

Genie: huh, okay. poof

Steve: my second wish is, you become my wife and love me desperately forever.

Genie: dafuq!?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t think Rich has any wishes left they all belong to steve.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Alternatively, doesn't that mean he gets his own 3 wishes? Infinite wish exploit??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pun hub logo looking a bit too similar to…other well-known internet hubs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

we all can't be size queens like you 😮

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Since he is a different person now, doesn't he get 3 wishes?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Rich has actually used this genie once before as well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Think about all the things you used to wish for that you now have. Did it stop you wanting more things?

Having things is not fun. Getting things is fun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why you wish for things that enable you to get more things. Aka lots of money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Well yeah.. Having money is not fun. Getting money is fun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yes I would like 1 billion monies

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

genie hands him 100,000,000 Vietnamese Dong

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

1 billion of the old Zimbabwean currency (about 12$)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

That's a lot of Dong

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'd take that tbh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You're now a program manager.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is what my dad would call "a hoot"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Dad here, this is actually a hoot and a half