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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Wait, what are the leopards doing, my face!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (4 children)

She getting deported to?

To Columbia.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I don't think Trump's regime is going to work that hard at deporting everyone to the right country. She might end up in Mexico or even Rwanda.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's so sad...

That poor woman fell in love with an ignoramus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, she lives in Florida... she's not that bright either.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

TIL Tennessee is in Florida.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Find someone to officiate a marriage and then there's no problem

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

Still need to apply for a green card from the Federal government. Marriage certificates from State/local governments are not sufficient on their own. You're basically trying to prove that the marriage is legit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Getting a green card, even after marriage, typically takes 6 months at a minimum. If they started the process now, she could still be deported within Trump's 100 days

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For now. What if they change the rules and retro the law to apply to anyone? "Can't happen." We'll see I guess.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I would like to say that SCOTUS is about to have bigger fish to fry than one Colombian getting married to stay in the country.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Thems the rules. The rules we made up so we could demonize people and pretend it's not racism.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Get hitched loser, she sounds great.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

She can do better

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

You’re questioning his education after asking this question? ;)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (3 children)

"obtaining immigration" - Can you say that in English? Sounds really wrong to me but I'm not a native speaker.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

Nope. Immigration is a process or an action, synonymous to 'movement', you cannot obtain it. You obtain a visa or a permit to perform immogration.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

You can say it but it won't mean anything. Also "is absolutely mute" should be "are absolutely moot" and the semicolon is used incorrecty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Obtain legal immigration status is how i would phrase it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Attain.

If you attain something, you gain it or achieve it, often after a lot of effort.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (4 children)

No, no. It’s moo; like a cow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (4 children)

How can a cow have a point!?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

If it's a unicowrn?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

That's the point, he don't have a cow

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

That’s an insult to unicycles.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can we deport this inbred, middle-school-educated Trump supporter and keep the industrial engineer Colombian instead?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I mean, deport him where? Any other country would probably deport him right back here.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Launching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It's interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

To be perfectly honest, I'm not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

.... Antarctica doesn't seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn't deport him back to us.

Could we Try there?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

So he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There's entire deserts that would love to have him

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

The penguins must feed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

You make a good point.

The sand consumes all.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Makes sense that they don't know how to spell 'moot', and don't care that this person's a friggin' engineer and our country would benefit immensely from their expertise.

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