Wait, what are the leopards doing, my face!
Leopards Ate My Face
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She getting deported to?
To Columbia.
I don't think Trump's regime is going to work that hard at deporting everyone to the right country. She might end up in Mexico or even Rwanda.
That's so sad...
That poor woman fell in love with an ignoramus.
I mean, she lives in Florida... she's not that bright either.
Find someone to officiate a marriage and then there's no problem
Still need to apply for a green card from the Federal government. Marriage certificates from State/local governments are not sufficient on their own. You're basically trying to prove that the marriage is legit.
Getting a green card, even after marriage, typically takes 6 months at a minimum. If they started the process now, she could still be deported within Trump's 100 days
For now. What if they change the rules and retro the law to apply to anyone? "Can't happen." We'll see I guess.
I would like to say that SCOTUS is about to have bigger fish to fry than one Colombian getting married to stay in the country.
Thems the rules. The rules we made up so we could demonize people and pretend it's not racism.
Deported TOO
You’re questioning his education after asking this question? ;)
"obtaining immigration" - Can you say that in English? Sounds really wrong to me but I'm not a native speaker.
Nope. Immigration is a process or an action, synonymous to 'movement', you cannot obtain it. You obtain a visa or a permit to perform immogration.
You can say it but it won't mean anything. Also "is absolutely mute" should be "are absolutely moot" and the semicolon is used incorrecty.
Obtain legal immigration status is how i would phrase it.
If you attain something, you gain it or achieve it, often after a lot of effort.
*moot
That’s an insult to unicycles.
Can we deport this inbred, middle-school-educated Trump supporter and keep the industrial engineer Colombian instead?
I mean, deport him where? Any other country would probably deport him right back here.
How about the sun?
Launching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It's interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun
To be perfectly honest, I'm not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.
Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?
.... Antarctica doesn't seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn't deport him back to us.
Could we Try there?
So he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There's entire deserts that would love to have him
The penguins must feed
You make a good point.
The sand consumes all.
Makes sense that they don't know how to spell 'moot', and don't care that this person's a friggin' engineer and our country would benefit immensely from their expertise.