this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Uh, no, that's a Xitter post. Why did you screenshot the Xitter post instead of linking the ad?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

I hope it's got a flared base

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What’s with those model numbers?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Likely related to the motor or processing line.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Beauty is more than skin deep...so deep. So deep, put her ass to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That looks like a high school picture that someone put a hand in front of. Photoshop before there was photoshop. That poor person probably doesn't even know she was in an ad.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Before there was Photoshop the program there was a literal photo shop where you edited photos IRL!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Humble abode to cutthroat adobe

[–] [email protected] 70 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

"Deep gentle penetrating vibrations"

  • 10", oh my.
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

She just loves my big ten inch

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Neck massager

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Some people think the 4.5" is just as good if you use it right, but it's just not the same as the 10.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Revitalizing vibrations bring satisfying relaxation.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago