Nobody uses notepad the way Microsoft thinks people use notepad.
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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Notepad++ ftw
Notepad# when?
That's what the article is about
As if the new notepad wasn't already enough of a downgrade.
First, they came for Wordpad, and I did not speak out--because I did not use Wordpad...
It assists with refining your writing by rephrasing your sentences, modifying your tone, and tweaking the length of your text based on your preferences.
I don't remember when was the last time I wrote a full sentence in Notepad yet alone needed an Ai redaction. Because it's a fucking notepad! It's for writing notes not essays!
Classic windows L. Come to the light side come to the linux master race.
well cause the more software that has AI the more ways Microsoft has of collecting very personal data from you without your conscious content. They will likely be privy to whatever you write there even if you don't really use the AI feature.
Please put AI in my toilet too. Please I am begging.
I've heard of Mench on a Bench but never Robotty on the Potty
you are joking but I am sure that will come too, toilet AI doing health checks based on the color and consistency of your poo
It’s gonna be real confused with the amount of beets I eat
And the collected data will be sold to every type of insurance provider you have.
health checks based on the color and consistency of your poo
That's already a thing. I am talking about LLM in Toilet LOL.
not in the form of a camera staring at your butthole from your household toilet though.
The fuck? This must be on Win 11. My Notepad still has to be told whether to search Down or Up, just like in 1990.
As it ahould be!
Enshitification will continue until moral improves.
That’s LLM bullshit, sir.
Imitation Intelligence, captain.
Why are they adding this to Notepad rather than Word?
Enterprise would riot if they did.
They might do it later, but as it stands, this isn't the old notepad, and gets used by a good bit more than just Enterprise users, so they can stick their AI into it.
What are you talking about?
OP must be an AI
I'd guess the codebase that keeps Word running is so convoluted by now they have trouble shoehorning it in.
Why, yes, I believe I will gladly pay for your AI Notepad bullshit, Microsoft! Sign me right the fuck up.
Oh my God, AI and a subscription model. Kill me now.
Of course subscription
Didn't you know that AI can only run on servers?
/S, of course
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