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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

If it pays the bills

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I did this once and shit cold milk out of my ass.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can't believe you held it down. I did it with chocolate milk and barfed it all out like 15 min later. Still cold. Still tasted like chocolate milk. I'm confident it was the least unpleasant puking experience of my entire life including the parts that haven't happened yet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It took me around an hour to do it but I think it was either skim or 2%. Not sure I could've done chocolate or full fat. I got really dizzy and felt like total shit. I had to fast for a few days to feel normal again.

Apparently it's really dangerous. But I was 23 and big into competitive eating at the time so I had probably prepared myself physically somewhat if such a thing is possible.

0/10 do not recommend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't that throw up amounts of milk? (In one sitting that is.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think he's supposed to be wiping milk vomit off his mouth in the 3rd panel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I just show my butthole for tips.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

And only for a minute, mind.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was just thinking about you this morning. I was like "huh, that's weird. I haven't seen SatansMaggotyCumFart in a while.....hope he didn't get banned.....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I try to be on good enough behavior that I won't get banned.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Mesmerising stuff.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

this is one of the reasons i hate the phrase "content creator". it's so generic and vague. the word "content" sounds very corporate to me. saying "content" instead of "video" feels like saying "guest" instead of "customer", but also worse somehow. it feels like a corporate way of companies trying to distance themselves a bit from the things they actually do, while also speaking in the most general/ambiguous way possible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I imagine because it's supposed to encompass blog writers, comic authors, and other creators of, well, content, that isn't necessarily a video.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i cannot tell you how deeply validating it is to find a video like this. i have been waiting for something like for a while

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

a video

You mean a content?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

🤬🤬🤬

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

YouTube has been gentrified.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"Online male entertainer"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is disturbingly accurate

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It's also better than some of the actual "content" people put out there.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

And the content he creates is diarrhea from drinking too much milk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

That gets squirted directly onto canvas and sold to fans.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Back in college, we used to do a "gallon challenge" every 4th of July for the people staying on campus over the summer. Some of them cheated by taking lactaid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

When i was 22 i did the GOMAD (Gallon of Milk a Day) thing for a month to gain weight.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The secret ingredient is ~~crime~~ lactose intolerance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago