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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

If it pays the bills

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I did this once and shit cold milk out of my ass.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't believe you held it down. I did it with chocolate milk and barfed it all out like 15 min later. Still cold. Still tasted like chocolate milk. I'm confident it was the least unpleasant puking experience of my entire life including the parts that haven't happened yet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It took me around an hour to do it but I think it was either skim or 2%. Not sure I could've done chocolate or full fat. I got really dizzy and felt like total shit. I had to fast for a few days to feel normal again.

Apparently it's really dangerous. But I was 23 and big into competitive eating at the time so I had probably prepared myself physically somewhat if such a thing is possible.

0/10 do not recommend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that throw up amounts of milk? (In one sitting that is.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think he's supposed to be wiping milk vomit off his mouth in the 3rd panel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I just show my butthole for tips.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

And only for a minute, mind.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was just thinking about you this morning. I was like "huh, that's weird. I haven't seen SatansMaggotyCumFart in a while.....hope he didn't get banned.....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I try to be on good enough behavior that I won't get banned.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Mesmerising stuff.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

this is one of the reasons i hate the phrase "content creator". it's so generic and vague. the word "content" sounds very corporate to me. saying "content" instead of "video" feels like saying "guest" instead of "customer", but also worse somehow. it feels like a corporate way of companies trying to distance themselves a bit from the things they actually do, while also speaking in the most general/ambiguous way possible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I imagine because it's supposed to encompass blog writers, comic authors, and other creators of, well, content, that isn't necessarily a video.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i cannot tell you how deeply validating it is to find a video like this. i have been waiting for something like for a while

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

a video

You mean a content?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

🤬🤬🤬

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

YouTube has been gentrified.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"Online male entertainer"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is disturbingly accurate

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It's also better than some of the actual "content" people put out there.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

And the content he creates is diarrhea from drinking too much milk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That gets squirted directly onto canvas and sold to fans.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Back in college, we used to do a "gallon challenge" every 4th of July for the people staying on campus over the summer. Some of them cheated by taking lactaid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

When i was 22 i did the GOMAD (Gallon of Milk a Day) thing for a month to gain weight.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The secret ingredient is ~~crime~~ lactose intolerance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago