I want hammocks like a man o' war.
Stack em three high and still have some legroom.
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I want hammocks like a man o' war.
Stack em three high and still have some legroom.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2013/may/01/747-cargo-plane-crash-bagram-airbase-video
I know this is a shitpost, but in case anyone is curious this link has a video of what can happen if a plane has unsecured weight onboard that is allowed to move around.
They should fly up as high as possible and take a nose dive, then repeat the process. Let's call it Floating Xperience.
Line dance during take-off: "now sliiiiide to the back!"
Then everyone decides to look out the left windows at the grand canyon.
And then slowly shifts to the back of the plane because they want to see it longer.
Soon they'll see it up close.
Fewer parts = fewer parts that can fail.
Boeing should look into this.
That interior instantly made me think of lazy town
Damn that would be dope if it was stable enough. So Star Trek. Just needs a bar run by Whoopi Goldberg
If your vessel's bartender has eyebrows and doesn't wear a cool hat, something has gone wrong.