Hey Siri, what's the LD50 for chicken nuggets?
this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2024
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So the limit is actually more than 413?
Yes.
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Tonight I feel like eating 413 chicken nuggets
Or at least one for each electoral vote.
So 412 is the limit. Good to know.
412... and a half?
I wouldn't push it. Wait for half an hour if you're still hungry.
Also, wait half and hour before swimming after you've eaten 412 nuggets.
Then you would be half paralysed.
How does that work?
You just eat 412 and instead of stopping, you have one more.
No, like, what kind of sauce?
Nugget sauce
All of them.
413 is amateur hour.
This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.