Mother slams.
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In my elementary school play of Cinderella. I was cast as a pile of animated clothes. My role was to lay still and then suddenly spin around like one of those spinning brushes in a carwash and flail off the stage.
Yeah I tripped, knocked a stage light over, and burned everything to the ground. I was the only survivor.
Was called the "Tragic Cinderella Sizzler" by local newspapers.
To shreds you say?
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*Too many cooks *
She’ll be a-door-able.
I thought casting students as inanimate objects or plants only happened in TV shows.
It's a mathematical reality if you want to give every kid in a class a role.
I just thought that in real life, when they were out of on-stage roles, other children would do something else. But then again if the children are, like, 7, it's not like you can assign ALL the jobs to them.
I hadn't thought about it. But then again, I never did any sort of play at school.
No dress rehearsal today, it’s the stage manager’s nap time, go practice your lines for a few hours.
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No no. I was a tree as a child too. I don't remember what the play was.
Not to brag, but I was the only tree with a line.
It's a school activity, why isn't the school paying for the materials
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Door? At the nativity? Did they finally got a room on the b&b?
Maybe she's the door the innkeeper slams in their faces.
There's actually a Jesus Christ Superstar parody told from the view of the innkeeper (featuring The Mighty Boosh's Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt, Julia Davis, Rich Fulcher, Matt Lucas, Matt Berry and Richard Ayoade):
Bless you for sharing this.
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rough way to tell parents that their child is as dumb as a doorknob
I thought it was a-door-able
Unfortunately the other kids will call her a "door-k" for the rest of the school year.