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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

This actually brought back bad memories for me. Depressing stuff follows:

I went to a private school and had the same teacher for all six years. He hated me for multiple reasons and a lot of things he did to me would be considered just plain abusive today. It was bad to the point that my parents, who didn't understand the issue, only figured it out when my mom ran into a schoolmate of mine years later in a supermarket and she told my mother that she felt so bad for me because of how he treated me.

Anyway, one of the first signs of this was that in first grade, we were going to do a winter puppet show for the parents. Like I said, this was a private school. It was split into grades 1-3 and grades 4-6, so we're talking like 10 kids here. I was super excited because I have always loved performing. He knew I was super excited. So he cast me as... snowflakes. I had to hold up too snowflakes on sticks and move them around. I was absolutely crushed.

The good part is that as an adult, I've been paid to do standup and have done some critically well-received VO work (for some names you would recognize but I'm not going to say, sorry).

So fuck him.

Anyway, not your fault, I just had to let that out.

Back to the fun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Get in there!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Buckshot for Jesus

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

... With cardboard and string.

Thanks. Appreciate the assist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I was once a wrapped box (present) in a play.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

google door costume

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

will at least she'll finally have the right wing weirdos advocating for her empowerment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

One does not merely turn their child into a door.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I was a dead alien in our primary schools' production of Men In Black.

My role was to go limp in a chair and let one of my classmates mockingly wave my corpse limbs around in lieu of dancing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'll wait to see if the kid can swing it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

In high school, I was in a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream (I was act 2 open fairy/Peasblossom) and the absolute best part was the play in a play, Wall spoke her lines and flapped off stage like an enormous bat, funniest part of the whole play.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So she should dress up like Jim Morrison? Odd for a nativity scene but whatever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

“I come with the stench of pre-bottled blood of the new born on my breath, & enough peyote to last until the rapture! Now where’s that lil dude? Need somebody to light my fire!”

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago

It's a major plot point for the Jesus fandom.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

it's like the birth of Jesus Christ type sh, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nativity_of_Jesus

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They couldn't add an extra animal in the manger?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

All this overfishing man

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