I drink trash wine and love carbs anyway so I'm going with Jesus.
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The flying spaghetti monster.
A classical sauciness, but with what sauce?
Probably marinara tbh; I'd love to say alfredo, but dairy's been kicking my gut's ass lately.
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Ok, hear me out... Minotaur sausages.
Oooooo, imagine the anger packed in them.
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I'm a vegetarian so I want either a golden apple or an apple from Eden.
Cthulu Nigiri maybe?
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
A Griffin, the Turducken of the Middle Ages
Ehehehhehe, turducken.
A medium rare Phoenix might be interesting. Though you'd have to work really hard not to burn it, else you get a baby Phoenix.
Many early generation Pokemon might be delicious. I don't want to eat any steel type Pokemon.
Charcoal grilled phoenix might be good! Maybe basted in some really hot chili sauce? Or maybe even as simple as a soy sauce based baste. Keeping the phoeinix moist with some basting liquid is probably a good way to keep it from burning.
I don't mind a deep-fried baby Phoenix tho.
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I never thought about burning a phoenix might be problematic. But isn't that an infinite phoenix glitch in which someone can keep making more phoenixes to eat?
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I've been off gluten for a while now for medical reasons and god damn this a thousand times. I would kill for some decent spaghetti.
All the gluten free ones are kinda shit.
I would imagine the FSM to be composed of the platonic ideal of gluten rather than physical gluten, though I'm not sure if that would be more irritating or less. I'd consult a GI and maybe a metaphysician.
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