Elon is a pedo
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2024
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Its not a coincidence that the amount of CSAM posted to Twitter exploded the moment he took the reigns and only came down after several countries started stepping on his balls.
Elon is a pedo.
started stepping on his balls.
Careful, he might like that.
Hey we don't kink shame, unless your kink is kids, then you can go fuck yourself.
Who would know better
Musk pulled his dick out in front of that woman (aka his employee) and tried to pay her for sex. Offered her a horse. Ended up with his company paying her $250,000.
Musk had that bizarre moment where he called someone a pedophile for turning down a PR stunt. He has ties to Epstein. He cozies up to Trump.
He's a sex offender / sexual predator. He wasn't convicted -- he's the richest man in the country paying a quarter of a million to keep people quiet.
It's going to come out that he's been raping kids and it's going to be so obvious so many signs everyone knew blah blah blah.
And of course, he's a big fun of Putin.
Don't forget he's constantly telling people he'll give them his sperm samples.
Is anyone surprised? Most celebrities do apparently. (i don't mean it literally but it keeps happening)