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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ok @Charly™, did ya farm enough internet points? That site is a bigger pile of dogshit than the truck thing.

[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

He laments people laughing at him, and likens his purchase of the cybertruck to that of the Toyota Prius. Unfortunately, what he fails to consider, is that the Prius is an economy car. You can make fun of a crappy car, but that mockery ends before it affects the owner, because the majority of us understand that buying a car is more of a financial matter, rather than one of taste. i.e. most of us buy the car we can afford, not necessarily the car we want.

That goes out the window when you take into consideration the cybertrucks price tag. If it was an economy electric car (like the Prius), we would poke fun at the vehicles design and that would be it. But this is a bloated, over-priced, unreliable, gimmick truck; whose only purpose is to serve as an ego-boost to one of the richest, dumbest men on the planet. The man that got bullied into buying and abruptly tanking one of the largest social media companies in the world. The same man jumping around like a pick-me dipshit at a fascist rally for a convicted felon, bankrupt businessman, convicted rapist, and self-described sex-pest.

People can laugh at not just the cybertruck, but also the owner; because paying what amounts to a third of a fucking house so you can fanboy a man sure to go down as one of histories most public dumb-asses, makes you ripe for ridicule (and deservedly so).

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a song I sing whenever I see a Cybertruck. It's sung in a low, gravelly, MANLY voice. The lyrics go like this:

Cybertruck! I'm a douchbag with too much mon-eey. Cyberbruck! I'm a fan-boy making bad decisions! My mon-eey makes me cool. Look at me compensating! etc...etc

Does anyone remember how, back in the early 2000s, some people would take picture of their hand flipping off a Hummer they saw on the street? I'm getting a similar vibe.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I hate to say this: the Hummer is actually more practical.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Despite how he's painted in the article, I actually quite like the guy. He bought an overpriced product but genuinely seems to like it and is a bit annoyed that people are laughing at him not because the product is expensive, but because of the association of the product with the manufacturers shitty politics.

It'd be like laughing at someone who bought an Apple Mac after the founder of the company has repeatedly been seen washing his feet in a toilet. Despite how overpriced and unnecessary the Mac is, people seem to like it and no one is making toilet associations with them. He's asking for the same concession to be made for him.

Well I would, but I really hate the manufacturer, so I'm guessing I'm standing with my fellow mob of pointing and laughing. Sorry about that, my dear.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like the founded buying cobalt from slaves and using factories that manufacturer their product with children. Which is the case for Apple.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

"Stupidity" would be the answer to both why he bought a cybertruck and why he wonders why people are laughing about his choice.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Granted, she could have been having a weird reaction to a stroke or something,

Bless your heart

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you cant pick up chicks in a cyber truck

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not true. It would be a huge turn off to pick me up in any gasoline powered truck. An electric truck would be the only type of truck I'd be down to get picked up in

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Personally, I like trucks that have passed crash tests with good ratings.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, I sure wish cybertrucks had been around to deflect when I spent 7 years driving a Fiat Panda.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

This person needs to get help. I doubt more than one or two women are laughing at him, if there is anyone laughing at all.

Who has time to do this while driving?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

As others mentioned, it does look kinda ridiculous in person. Driving home Sunday with my sister we saw one, pointed and both laughed/chuckled to each other. I wasn't looking at the driver so dunno if they noticed, but if they were looking at our faces as we passed they might have been able to notice, and it was just a natural reaction, not meant to have the owner notice in an effort to mock or anything.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've pointed and laughed at a couple of Cybertrucks. It's hard to really capture how funny they look in motion in person. That feeling of "this was drawn by a kindergardener" hit me so much harder the first couple times I saw a real one moving.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My partner and I make a point of pointing and laughing at every single cyber truck and owner we see

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

if we see one parked we like to walk by it to see if it's true we can run down the battery by making its security system record us.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Because the front face of the car looks like it's exasperated by itself.

(¬▃¬)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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