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Found the one I was thinking of:
Turns out there are plenty of examples of people taking body pillows on a date.
My husband currently isn't living with me, so the highlight of my week is feeding my snake and having dinner next to her vivarium while she swallows her rat. Sometimes she just pulls the rat into her hide though and I have to eat alone :(
"FUCK, Susan! Getchyo needy ass another man! I can't be witchu 24/7! I got snake shit to do!"
I coulda sworn I saw a similar one where the guy took his Pokemon card out on a date.
Bye, losers, I have a date tonight!
Anon could be having spaghetti with Will Smith instead
Bonafided use of AI.
"Keep my wife's spaghetti out of your mouth!"
Abby Shapiro?
if you would like to do the same
Thanks but I'll pass, buddy
eating dinner in awkward silence or talking to the screen?
There is italian music playing
Anon freezes when trying to come up with something to say
Anon sounds like me
It's pretty accurate, she isn't actually eating any spaghetti, she's just sitting there resigned, with her chin resting on her hand, staring vacantly into space, not listening to Anon.
Aaah, look at all the lonely people
It's really sad. People aren't meant to be lonely.
It is, but the beatles song is lovely
At least use a cute anime girl like a normal lonely weirdo.
Jokes on you, I do this with my wife in the room.
We will only be jealous if your wife is a cute anime girl.
Annon missed his chance to have spaghetti with Shiori.
Sad
Legit sad
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