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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Just hit them with Indy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your request has been entered into the queue. You will receive an update when its current status changes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Meanwhile when the IT department receives this...

" I'm sorry it seems your repair request has not been received please re-submit."

sounds of paper shredder in the background

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get it working👁‍🗨👁‍🗨

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

👁‍🗨🫦👁‍🗨

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

👁‍🗨👀👁‍🗨

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

👁️ 👄 👁️

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

"Fix this!"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Ah... I get these now.

They don't put any bottom text because they don't like to bottom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It was in the clove of seasons, summer was dead but autumn had not yet been born, that the penisbird lit in the bleeding tree.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

(っ˘ڡ˘ς)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

can't say which of these two games energy it gives off for me

noita

Knock-knock

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And the second one is Knock-knock, far les known, i suppose. It's a pretty interesting game, where you should not only figure out how to play it, but also puzzle out, what is actually happening, and if you do, the game aknoledges it.

It's very short, you can beat it in, like, two hours or even less, but for me the misterious and surrealistic atmosphere is forever in my heart. I recommend everyone to play it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have yet to reach the skill level in Noita to trigger the secret eyes... you know the ones you need to "break" the game to find.

I almost made it across REDACTED only to find a mod made it harder for the lols.

The coolest thing is you have to make a brokenly overpowered wand to start discovering stuff or your stuck in the "intended" game route.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

moreover, in order to do so, you'd have to grasp the mechanics, get lucky, make somewhat op wand, survive, kill at least the alchemist, survive. Greek letters are necessary in the "unintended" route. I can't imagine how guys actually did it without all the knowledge there is today.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Not to mention you are your own biggest threat at that point. An embarrassing amount of my deaths are "The wand worked fine in the holy mountain"

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Rhe most absolutely cursed thing I've ever posted in Teams was 👁 👄 👁 in the org main chat. The mouth is tilted 45°, all the emojis are huge, and weirdly animated. It was very funny.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Thanks. Bookmarked for tomorrow… 😂

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a work friend that I occasionally chat with and I will keep this for the next conversation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I can be your internet friend if you can't wait for a work conversation and the chance to chat with someone.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

“Can I get those tps reports?”

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Yeah, I think I get it now

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The formatting is a little off. At the end of a line, before you hit enter, leave 2 spaces.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you use a client? They look identical to me on browser. I’ll keep what you’ve said in mind but I’m still curious.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I just use the normal Lemmy web experience on desktop Firefox.

If the width of the window is made quite narrow, like on a phone, they will look the same. At full size, or in landscape, they won't.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Vivaldi browser, desktop, 4k screen, window maximized, lemm.ee interface here, and they look the same to me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They edited the formatting of their comment, so they do look the same now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Gotcha, thanks for clarifying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ahhh, that makes sense. Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Harlequin uwu. Those who know know. 😔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Please get on top of this. ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

I dunno...

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please get on top of this 🍆

HR? Why?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

um if your message contains emojis of any kind, i'm not feeling intimidated whatsoever

edit: unless this is a joke, in which case, yep i ate the onion

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

👉😎👉 Zoop!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

👁️‍🗨️💢👁️‍🗨️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I interpreted it as being IRL staring at them rather than emojis, but the latter IS MUCH funner when you imagine some old collage professor type dude just being confused

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

👁️🫦👁️

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

😎🗿❗❗

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago