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[–] [email protected] 2 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

Easily by thwarted by simply proofreading your shit before you submit it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 28 minutes ago

There are professional cheaters and there are lazy ones, this is gonna get the lazy ones.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 hours ago

Btw, this is an old trick to cheat the automated CV processing, which doesn't work anymore in most cases.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

I like to royally fuck with chatGPT. Here's my latest, to see exactly where it draws the line lol:

https://chatgpt.com/share/671d5d80-6034-8005-86bc-a4b50c74a34b

TL;DR: your internet connection isn't as fast as you think

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is that now 6 comma 016 or 6016?

We do , and . for parts, ' for thousands here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

6.065 petabytes a second or 6065 Tb/s

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (4 children)

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the hiway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 53 minutes ago

or a train full of dudes jorking it like that one NSFW copypasta

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

I'm laughing my ass off at this

Edit:

https://chatgpt.com/share/671da57b-5fe4-8005-bdba-68b69f398c72

Still fucking amazing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Awesome bandwidth to be sure, but I do think there is a difference between data transfer to RAM (such as network traffic) vs. traffic purely from one location to another (station wagon with tapes/747 with SD cards/etc.).

For the latter, actually using the data in any meaningful way is probably limited to read time of the media, which is likely slow.

But yeah, my go-to would be micro SD cards on a plane :)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I like to manipulate dallee a lot by making fantastical reasons why I need edgy images.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I've been down that rabbit hole too, but if I see that fucking dog again, I'm going to rage

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

What dog?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They use this picture of a dog with a ball when they censor your shit on the Bing image app

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

That's cute. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

McGruff, the crime dog

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I don't get it (not a native English speaker). Someone cares to ELI5? Thanks a lot in advance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

A lot of students have started using ChatGPT to write papers for them. This person is saying they leave directions for an AI text generator in their directions that are hidden from view but which would be observable to the AI scanning it. So any paper turned in with that specific alteration would be almost certainly from a cheater.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

The professor hides white text on a white background to catch potential cheaters. The actual assignment is written in black text. If the student has followed the instructions that are written in white, this is a good indication that they may have cheated, because human eyes won't see the white text against a white background, while a computer program writing a paper for the student will see the white text and follow the additional instructions.

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