Easily by thwarted by simply proofreading your shit before you submit it
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There are professional cheaters and there are lazy ones, this is gonna get the lazy ones.
Btw, this is an old trick to cheat the automated CV processing, which doesn't work anymore in most cases.
I like to royally fuck with chatGPT. Here's my latest, to see exactly where it draws the line lol:
https://chatgpt.com/share/671d5d80-6034-8005-86bc-a4b50c74a34b
TL;DR: your internet connection isn't as fast as you think
Is that now 6 comma 016 or 6016?
We do , and . for parts, ' for thousands here.
6.065 petabytes a second or 6065 Tb/s
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the hiway.
or a train full of dudes jorking it like that one NSFW copypasta
I'm laughing my ass off at this
Edit:
https://chatgpt.com/share/671da57b-5fe4-8005-bdba-68b69f398c72
Still fucking amazing
Awesome bandwidth to be sure, but I do think there is a difference between data transfer to RAM (such as network traffic) vs. traffic purely from one location to another (station wagon with tapes/747 with SD cards/etc.).
For the latter, actually using the data in any meaningful way is probably limited to read time of the media, which is likely slow.
But yeah, my go-to would be micro SD cards on a plane :)
Pigeons with flash drives ftw
https://www.tomshardware.com/news/yes-a-pigeon-is-still-faster-than-gigabit-fiber-internet
I like to manipulate dallee a lot by making fantastical reasons why I need edgy images.
I've been down that rabbit hole too, but if I see that fucking dog again, I'm going to rage
What dog?
They use this picture of a dog with a ball when they censor your shit on the Bing image app
That's cute. Thank you.
McGruff, the crime dog
I don't get it (not a native English speaker). Someone cares to ELI5? Thanks a lot in advance.
A lot of students have started using ChatGPT to write papers for them. This person is saying they leave directions for an AI text generator in their directions that are hidden from view but which would be observable to the AI scanning it. So any paper turned in with that specific alteration would be almost certainly from a cheater.
The professor hides white text on a white background to catch potential cheaters. The actual assignment is written in black text. If the student has followed the instructions that are written in white, this is a good indication that they may have cheated, because human eyes won't see the white text against a white background, while a computer program writing a paper for the student will see the white text and follow the additional instructions.