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[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

I like to royally fuck with chatGPT. Here's my latest, to see exactly where it draws the line lol:

https://chatgpt.com/share/671d5d80-6034-8005-86bc-a4b50c74a34b

TL;DR: your internet connection isn't as fast as you think

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is that now 6 comma 016 or 6016?

We do , and . for parts, ' for thousands here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

6.065 petabytes a second or 6065 Tb/s

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (4 children)

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the hiway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 54 minutes ago

or a train full of dudes jorking it like that one NSFW copypasta

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 58 minutes ago)

I'm laughing my ass off at this

Edit:

https://chatgpt.com/share/671da57b-5fe4-8005-bdba-68b69f398c72

Still fucking amazing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Awesome bandwidth to be sure, but I do think there is a difference between data transfer to RAM (such as network traffic) vs. traffic purely from one location to another (station wagon with tapes/747 with SD cards/etc.).

For the latter, actually using the data in any meaningful way is probably limited to read time of the media, which is likely slow.

But yeah, my go-to would be micro SD cards on a plane :)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I like to manipulate dallee a lot by making fantastical reasons why I need edgy images.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I've been down that rabbit hole too, but if I see that fucking dog again, I'm going to rage

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

What dog?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They use this picture of a dog with a ball when they censor your shit on the Bing image app

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

That's cute. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

McGruff, the crime dog