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[–] [email protected] 37 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

You can say heroin on the Internet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You can say even heroin on tv. You can even say hero without being accused of sexism.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Nah I think that says... Uh... Heeeim. Yea.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

thanks liberals

/s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

Heroin? I don't know her?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 22 hours ago

Addicted to her ❤️

It's so romantic I want to be just like his nephew

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

Hey, if the little guy wants to stand in a stooped position and drool and think about birds flapping their wings to generate wind, who are you to get in the way of his dreams. Be an enabler.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

My daughter once asked me, "Do rainbows stop the rain?"

She was three and, in my opinion, very insightful. These rainbows keep showing up right about the time the rain stops. A little too convenient to be a coincidence, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

IDK man, she might be on to something. Look at this rainbow. It's more like a rain shield...ain't no archer DPS this is tanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And every time when the rainbow appears and the rain stops, the clouds float away and it's sunny again. It's almost as if all of these things are connected somehow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Another nugget of wisdom from her: one time she asks me, cryptically, "What happens when the wind blows?"

It just sounds like such a profound question. So I'm wracking my brain to figure out where she's going with this, and eventually I say, "I don't know."

"The cradle will rock."

Of course.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You better put her in hiding. She figured out BIG LEPRECHAUN's conspriacy.

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