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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

People with two sets of vaginas need two. There's some minor size difference between each vagina.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I would be more concerned if they were labelled F and B

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If your vagina identifies as chiral.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Wouldn't the labels be R and S then? Enantiomerussy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought there was only front and back!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Best to change all four to avoid a wobble.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Angry upvote.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Depends on which way it hangs.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Depends on what type of bars they’ll be spitting that day.

Light Flow or Regular Flow

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Light flow or Runny flow

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

I didn't come here for a perfectly reasonable explanation, I came here to be angry!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

For when u got that doom 64 pussy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

You win this whole post!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

How did you get this photo of my ex?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Its like Twix

You wouldn't get it

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I worked in a coffeee shop a long time ago and we had a new girl, who just started. Its the end of the shift and we told her to put on rubber gloves, we will show her how to clean the coffee machine.

She went to the store room and after 10 minutes she returned with only one glove on, holding the 100 pack box of disposable gloves and with visible confusion as she explained that we run out of right hand gloves as she could only find these marked with "L"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That sounds straight out of a comedy show.

Tbf it’s weird that boxes of gloves just have both pairs stuffed in them. I wouldn’t expect that, but I think I’d at least check.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The gloves fit on both hands...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Don't disposable gloves work for any hand you may have? You just turn it if you need to put it on another hand.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The new girls in coffee shops are all left hands, well known fact.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Isn't it obvious? Left is for the left vaginal opening, right is for the right. Or as I like to remember: left left, right right.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago

Yes, but that's no fun.

Why not "rare" and "legendary"?

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