That's why I send my memes to my wife's phone. so she can view them on her own phone.
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I'm a man who hates watching videos on my phone, but I'm already married. I'll ask around tho.
Seems like there is a solution she hasn't considered. Marrying a woman who has and uses her own phone. It won't be "a man's phone" then.
We don't know that she hasn't considered that option.
Or a man that doesn't use a phone, only a laptop.
Or a non-binary that doesn't use any technology.
Or a clone of herself, that way she's just showing herself her own phone.
Clones stop being you the moment they are created, assuming they had your memories in the first place, which isn't scientifically plausible.
Please be serious about this 🙄
I'd still fuck em.
Me: "Remind me, which ingredients do we need again?"
Spouse: hands me a 10 minute youtube video
Don't have a kid. You'll be made to watch videos on their phone. For hours' worth of your life.
If it's exclusively David Attenborough documentaries, then that's okay.
It is not. Although it does involve lots and lots of animals so they can tell you how cute they are.
Are you kidding me? My fb chat with my wife is nothing but memes and videos from her
I don't get it.
"men bad lol"
A man can get into a lot of trouble, if he doesn't watch the endless tiktok reals with enthusiasm and excitement.
If only there was another option... kinda like a gal pal that would do that weird thing with the wisk and the cattleprod, and didn't try to show you their monster truck videos on a broken Galaxy 4.
Ah well, that must not exist, guess that's that.
I guess people don’t know the stand-up comedian Blair Socci yet. She’s kind of funny but I have a feeling this was an idea for a joke that isn’t fully formed. A lot of comedians use social media to workshop their stuff…
I liked Blair's "appearance" on the Bad Dates podcast.
There's this nifty feature on phones now where you can send a link to the other person's phone. My wife and I text each other stuff from the internet all day long.
Showing me the weird shit you watch on YouTube is a requirement for me, I want to know what videos you watch when you're alone and bored with nothing to do.
PBS Space Time
Matt's Off Road Recovery
Bobby Fingers' Michael Jackson on Fire Diorama is the first weird video I'll share. Good litmus test for the relationship I think.
Enjoy lots of archaeology videos and old movies.
I hope you like documentaries about completely random shit from politics of a foreign nation over 300 years ago, to how an obscure campaign of a war over a hundred years ago was fought, a full biography of a fictional character and what events they may have been witness to, to a plethora of asmr things as background noise, engineering deep dives and video game related content.
I show my girlfriend videos about how car indicators work.
Technology Connections is an awesome channel though.
You might as well be watching videos on witchcraft. /s
Its not about me liking it, its about knowing about what intensely interests you, but that just sounds like a conversation with my mate, so I'm in for that.
Sploosh
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