You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole
this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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if anyone ever tried this on me I'm catching 25 to life
That is the length of an average successful marriage, yes.
How loose is anons butthole?
"Fingers"
Do people have any idea what being autistic means?
No
Unfortunately, it seems to be thrown around by people who are trying to avoid blame for bad behavior. A lot of IP2 streamers yell that they are autistic to persuade people not to call the police. This stuff eventually filters through the internet to the point that people are using the word autistic in association with bad behaviors that have nothing to do with actual autism.
I think 4chan is adamant in using definitions the wrong way.
You know
'trolling'
I don't think so, especially people who treat it like a badge of honor or superpower.
Some do -- most don't.
Insightful, thanks!
For them, apparently an excuse
Anon needs to stop dating his sister.
Can someone rent this gf? Asking for a friend.
literal sexual assault
My gf woke me up with a blowjob. She's a literal rapist! /S
Not enough information in the greentext to conclude that
fake: anon has a girlfriend
gay: finger up his butthole
Gay: Penetrative sex between a man and a woman, apparently.
Fingers in butthole is the only truth
we do a little penetrating
Anon got digitally violated.
