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It's always 'don't be a karen and call the cops on illegal fire works' followed by 'why the fuck did you not call the cops on the illegal fireworks' after house fires break out.
I'd like to remind everyone that fireworks are an explosive. Want to know how dangerous fireworks are? Ask ER staff what kind of injuries they see the most on 4th of July.
Instructions unclear
my cat is shooting back
Let it cook.
I really want to call on the dipshits down the street (they're aiming their bottle rockets down the street instead of up in the air) but they haven't broken or burnt anything yet. We might get lucky.
I feel heard with this one. Thanks
When you see ICE about to kidnap someone - YES
Takes too long though, reaching for a brick though...
It's not just the 4th of July. Assholes here sell and set off fireworks for any possible holiday.
Edit: I love fireworks. I love watching the huge shows and setting them off myself. I don't like hearing them at 3am on Christmas morning. Or the three days leading up. Or the next month of random explosions until they pick up again for the new year, of which is when they should be used. But then they continue until they're sold again for valentines day. Once again, I love fireworks, just not to celebrate the existence of Wednesday.
But… that’s illegal!
Nah, they made it legal where I'm at, and now there are fireworks tents out for any holiday.
Hot take. Fireworks are stupid and disruptive.
I had to call you using my elbows because I don't have fingers or thumbs any more
Get back out there, soldier! Light those sticks!
Well... If the wife doesn't wake up it might be better to just let her get her much needed rest, as well as enjoy some peace and quiet at long last. Plus the ambulance/coroner visit might not be cheaper than a shovel from home depot.
Don't worry if she starts smelling bad after a few days, it's natural.
As for the cat, figures. With all the chaos they might as well take advantage of the situation and enact their plan to take over mankind as the dominant species.