cuz' this guy is the BOMB
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
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Did you accidentally un-upvote your comment?
did it on purpose B)
Why
to be humble? i myself am very proud to be this humble
Oh
He’s just a member of the Ghostbloods masquerading as an ardent in an attempt to poison a Lighteyed heretic. He needs a lot of bread for that task.
For thousands of years of human history, this was like the ultimate mating call. This guy is too good for our modern world. Dude's PROVIDING like crazy.
Look, he was probably over-encumbered on the way to the chest and had to drop some loot.
Happens to the best of us.
You don't just hammer down all the food? I think my Skyrim character has to have eaten like several thousand cheese wheels simply because I had too many.
This is normal for anyone who ever dumpster dived at a bread factory
Is that girls bf soldier from tf2?
"I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS!"
The boyfriends just a big fat duck.
Mf used the Oblivion item dupe bug.
Next up is watermelons.
First though is lockpicks
Priorities!
That ain't your bf, that's red soldier doing nothing but teleporting bread for three days!
Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.
Is this the film "Dawn of the Bread"?
None of that bread is moldy. It looks soft and fresh. Which means he either consumes or distributes that much bread on a regular basis.
Hey, mind if I make a sandwich???
Or he's trying to perfect his bread recipe, and cranking out loaf after loaf
Usually I crank out loaf after loaf after eating Chipotle. But it's more of a bubbly bloody liquid spray.
More of a thin batter than a dough, you say? Sounds like it's bloody time for pancakes
And there's so much variation too, this is demented.
maybe he's a duck celebrity
Then he gonna DIE because I don't see any damn peas
Is meat back on the menu?
Yes, I do.
Red flags? That's the greenest flag I've ever seen