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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Eh, I'd rather go for a walk with my dog. At least he won't be sad.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Helps with intrusive thoughts!

...Until you have to sleep, that is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's what the booze is for

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

You can know everything about why something happened and still be sad about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

I've wanting to put more effort in using my systems. Im trying to do the pomodoro technique to pace myself and not burn myself out while enjoying my minecraft on my steamdeck. While going to drive to school and back i give myself more room to breathe and process by having some chill instrumental music.

Trying to go 2 times a week on my bike to get that frustration out, and get out from home.

I havent gone out with friends as much as of late but that rlly helped before to look forwards to the weekend.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm out on a walk, listening to a podcast, and scrolling Lemmy...

I'm still short 2 forms of distraction, but i'm running out of senses to overstimulate!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have a fidget spinner in your other hand, chew gum and start blowing bubbles, oh and wear a vibrating buttplug.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh i was already doing one of those actually

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm here to chew buttplugs and kick gum

And I'm all out of buttplugs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Walk through a perfume/cologne shop and put a vibrating butt plug in and that ought to cover the rest.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh i was already doing one of those actually

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Shit I have to up my game

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

With the right combination of substances, you can make yourself blackout entirely. Can't feel sad if you're not conscious.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

You don't even need substances, if you just lie down for a while you'll black out for like 8 hours

Less reliable but way cheaper than chemical blackouts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What about the other 16 hours though, huh?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Just do it two more times, duh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Physical activity will do that too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah but physical activity will make you feel better. That's not why we're here man get with it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Physicala activity can hurt your physically while making you feel better.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

God I wish it were that easy to sleep on demand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Binaural tones. Out like a light whenever you need.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I have become comfortably numb

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Linkin Park singing: I have become comfortably numb

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

At the same time as Pink Floyd singing the same line?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

also pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks jiggly puff

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

I don't know, I keep hearing this meme but it's the opposite for me. I think about the incredible buffet of interesting things I listen to all the time. I wish I could think multiple things at once or that I didn't have to pause whatever I'm listening to so I can write about it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago

In all seriousness: Identify habits you do every day that aren’t productive nor bring you genuine enjoyment, and try to cut yourself off from them. You can give yourself time in every day to be more adventurous and make changes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

I don't know if I feel attacked or seen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

hello it me

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

When I work I have at least two videos playing without sound as well as music. And somehow I do work

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine how much work you could do if you had 3 videos playing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 weeks ago

YouTube playing, scrolling lemmy, and playing cities skylines fixing traffic.

I feel called out.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Definitely works.

I tried TikTok once, it really felt like brianrot taking root within minutes.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 weeks ago

It already happened 😔