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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What are the tight winding lines? Suburbs, parking lots?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Urban sprawl. Rows of identical homes with pointlessly twisty roads connecting them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Quick look at the locations... it looks like the place trump had his get together is regularly used as overflow parking for the Coachella festival. Best guess from the satellite view.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I once typed this setup for a completely unrelated joke:

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?"

And a friend punchlined me by answering:

"Coachella"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

oohh my god, I was scrolling so fast that I thought this was a San Andreas map

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

best place to spread shit no?

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Coachella is a town not just a music festival. Also it’s in the Coachella Valley. Just fyi. Fuck trump

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I don't get the point of this post. Even if it was the same place, it's just a field when the festival is not on, there's nothing special about it.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Thanks for the clarification! Never heard of the place or the festival. Or the trump rally, for that matter. Also fuck OP for being an obnoxious prick to you in response to this useful clarification

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yes, that’s the point of the post. Trump and his campaign staff could not have tried harder to imply they were using the Coachella festival grounds for Trump’s “100k” event but it actually took place at a random shithole in the Coachella valley that’s a fraction of the size. But thank you for explaining it a second time and for including another map, the first one clearly wasn’t enough to illustrate the point that Coachella is a place in California and not just the name of a music festival.

[–] [email protected] 121 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nothing beats the Four Seasons press conference.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's a deep cut, so not many will get it, but this reminds me of Bonaroo South by from "Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell"

He knows that! He wants you to headline Coachella AND the shit farm!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Isn't every farm a manure farm?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nope, as a kid I had to go to other farms to collect manuare then spread it on the fields of my family's farm

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Thanks for the childhood flashbacks