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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Never forget that during the George Floyd protests, Seattle activists were all over social media saying, "Don't follow Antifa, no one knows who these people are, they're likely all cops" right before they became a household name and right wing bugbear.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Of course we have cards. Duh. How else are you going to claim your payout from George Soros for undermining everything that is good and holy? BTW, does taking part in the orgy after the riot count as work time?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Bro, talk to Brenda and set up direct deposit. It's so much easier.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sorry thats an off the clock social activity. But if you don't show up then you aren't a team player and won't be considered for promotions.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

god I hate cops

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's like a scene out of the Dragnet movie.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I was thinking Cheech and Chong:

"Hardhat to base."

"Hey, go ahead, officer Lardass."

"No, it's hardhat. Hard. Hat."

"Copy that, officer Lardass."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aw man I had one of these for ages.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

you can still order them from their website I think

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Thanks I am now the 𝔓𝔬𝔭𝔢

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

A Pope, don't go around trying to step in the toes of any other Popes and Momes out there

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Watch out I saw the antipope running loose

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if you print it and keep it in your wallet

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you plan on bringing it to Germany, you have to print and laminate it. Nothing is valid unless laminated here.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Tis why the holy Roman Empire fizzled. Lack of lamination.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Silly police man.