this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

All that and the Oxford Comma. Love it

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

Cancel Culture has quite a history it seems.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How to turn down lunch with a fascist by Flying Squid:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that the same way you turn down bananas?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

No, I'm polite about bananas. I say, "no thank you."

It is not the fault of the banana that it tastes horrible. It's just minding its own business being a fruit.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy crap, FlyingSquid, is this real?! You had human hands this whole time!

#Bamboozled

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

I am wearing this shirt right now. Really.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Honestly, same.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This must be John Oliver's uncle or grandfather or something

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can't be. His grandpa was a bird.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

His other grandpa

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 days ago

"After careful consideration, fuck the fuck off.

Yours sincerely,

Fuck you."

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