This actually works, but only if you are willing to sponsor a green card.
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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Man I feel personally attacked
I mean, we are not 100% unfindable, we comment here on Lemmy! Normalize finding love through Lemmy (/jk).
Does having a cat count as being in a relationship? Because I feel like it should. I used to have a tuxedo cat who I actually got married to all the time. I couldn't help it, he was all dapper.
People should normalize finding love through online communities.
I'm fucking waiting!!
(Yet still need a notice, written notice, days ahead)
Sounds like an invasion of my privacy! I could be doing art at that moment, or some kind of lore deep dive. How rude to just teleport in like that!
I noticed you were reading through the Babylon 5/Star Trek crossover fan-wiki and I find that very attractive...
They better fuckin not!
Teleports behind you
Nothing personal, kid
About bloody time, I've been waiting for you, now hurry up and do this!
It's really hard to meet people because all the people I want to know are hiding from humanity.
I don't want the type of person I'd meet at a bar and there really aren't many events for things I'm into around me. The people I'd like are more than likely like me, hoping I'd teleport into their living room just the same.
I'm also in a terrible place for my personality. It feels like I'm in materialistic asshat conservative HQ, so there's that too...
Bentonville, ~~AK~~ AR?
Edit' wrong state abbreviation. Sorry Alaska! Didn't mean to offend any of the dozens of you up there.
Long Island actually lol
NY is weird because people have the impression that it's all blue and chock full of "liberals" but a lot of long island is racist and conservative AF. A lot of "greater NY" is also conservative other than the larger cities. Long Island is also super expensive to live in so you tend to have more wealthy materialistic people here.
Is that in Nigeria? Or more somewhere in Asia?
Arkansas? No. It's where the Walton's gentrified the fuck out of what is now basically "their town."
My SO was appointed directly into my room by a mutual friend, so it's not far fetched.
Wingman of the year!
*woman
But yes, absolutely!
Womanman of the year!
teleports behind you Nothing personal, kid.... But would you like to be the love of my life?
teleports behind you
gives you the hug you desperately need
(Me trying to catch up all the parallel universes my SO is ahead of me ... and barely holding back tears) Special technique: blast of emotional damage miasma that inflicts 1000 years worth of existential dead per second purely by proximity to me!
But I'm glad you have moral standards & appropriately chose an empty place where we can have our duel.
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