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Anon has a back injury (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Wanna be hip? Gotta suck your own dick.

[–] [email protected] 142 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (7 children)

Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment "Hey, you can suck your own dick!" and flexible kid immediately yelled "SHUT UP!". Which told us all he'd done it.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (11 children)

Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)

They say it's more like sucking a dick vs getting a bj apparently.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Yes. I know peeps and it’s apparently awesome.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You shouldn't get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I mean I heard a kid broke his neck trying back in the late 90s

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Back, not neck.

... I'm told.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 5 months ago (19 children)

Anon messed up not removing a couple of ribs beforehand

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I mean, it's all relative to the size of your steeple

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

While being a fat fuck.

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