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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a back injury (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Succeeded I'll have you know! 😤

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pfft, sucking your own dick is amateur. Real men toss their own salad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Sounds like a qualification for Cirque du Soleil.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

try a tenga flip hole.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've had a couple tenga's but I feel like these are meant to be disposable. Never a flip though, kind of pricey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

some people treat all sexual objects as disposable. protect your heart.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dude probably thought he was a h0rs3 character.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Life goal.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Suckin that dick at an egregerious angle

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I really do this shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

This shit ain't nothing to me man

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I cackled laughed in a Walmart just now. Can't explain that one lol

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