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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"How much dough would you likf to eat with your air this afternoon?"

"Just enough for the crust to look like some kind of fucked up stained glass window when I put it to the light"

"Say no more"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The most interesting part is somebody calling a pizza crust a pizza shell.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They called it crust first but people complained that the crust was just the rim bit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That's very weird. I've never heard of anybody calling the entire crust a shell and just the outer crust the crust. Maybe among people who frequently make pizza instead of just consume it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Also the book I follow for this dough calls these empty par-baked pizza doughs "shells", but you're right

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Crust is the thicker bit on the perimeter. You wanted to reference the base of the pizza.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The thicker part on the perimeter is the Cornicione.

In the US, the word crust is often incorrectly used to describe the edge of the pizza. The crust is the whole bread part of the pizza, not only the edge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I see brain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

That's some low calorie crust

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's why they call it the "window pane" test

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago

That's how you test for gluten development. But you don't bake bread at that thickness. And certainly not pizza.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Pizza condom so thin it's like it's not even there

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Now you have something you can use to safely stare at the sun

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

The solar eclipse is coming in April. Better keep this pizza handy!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the "window pane" test is ment for uncooked dough

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

It's still mostly raw. It's just par-baked

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Now that's some gluten development.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

New at Dominos "LED Pizza"