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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

Little did they realize that America thought this was awesome. Cringey but awesome.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Ah yes, the power to... defend against attacks from other nations. Such evil.

For anyone who isn't aware, there are no provisions in the NATO charter for cooperative offensive actions. None. NATO is not a military alliance, it is a defensive pact only.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Well we don't live in a video game so we can use NATO to attack, like with Libya. It's our alliance, we'll do what we want!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah but arent you gonna attack me when I defensively invade some sovereign country?!!

Checkmate

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah yes, Darth Vader, known for how unpopular and unlikable he is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

... I don't think you're supposed to like Darth Vader in the way you're implying.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How can we be sure that isn't Liberia?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's got one star. Doubtless one of Liberia:

Chile

...or Texas.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Or possibly Puerto Rico

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The empire was always a depiction of the USA.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Now that you mention it I wonder if Lucas made sure to only buy American ship models for making the Star Destroyers and Death Star?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Man, I hate being part of the greatest military alliance known to mankind. Suffering from success!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not sure why the North Atlantic matters to China.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Liberty Prime Knows Why.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro darth vader is fucking lit, like i know hes supposed to the villain. But like the first time you see him in star wars, he legit is wipeing a rebel ship. Also james earl jones was lit as shit, and a really nice person. So like congrats china? You made america look more metal?? Great propaganda, but not for china LMAO

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Bro stop stealing the credit from those poor stormtroopers

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He is Justice, not as Justice as others but still respectable.

In difference to china wich is best described as this:

[–] [email protected] 101 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

china is the best at making the usa look way cooler than it is

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I mean, that's a kinda-lovable looking Darth Vader.

Here's a Danish Nazi poster that has America as a four-armed giant. Two of the arms are black, and one is carrying a noose. There's a Klu Klux Klan hood on his head. One hand is wielding a record via which America spreads culture. Another a bag of money with a Jewish guy hanging on the back. The upper torso is a cage with two black people dancing the jitterbug in it. One arm, in a prison sleeve and with a dangling manacle, is carrying a Thompson submachine gun single-handed. One arm is playing a drum, which makes up the lower torso. There's a beauty pagent leg, and the other is a big industrial tube dropping a bomb, presumably representing American industrial munitions output. Despite pre-dating NCD by about seventy years, it's got aircraft wings and two scantily-clad women, one blowing a trumpet and the other waving an American flag, resting on the shoulders. And a Jewish crotch-flap.

Italy had a propaganda poster with a kilometer-high skeletal Statue of Liberty.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

We always wish we're as good as our opponent's propaganda

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly? Love it.