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I say "bum" and my wife says "boob"

Interested to hear what you think.

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Queef ๐Ÿ˜‚

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squirreled

It's the longest one-syllable word last time I checked. Pretty ridiculous that it is one syllable honestly.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

pink

Not the color. The sound of something tiny-yet-structurally-significant snapping under pressure; juuuuust before the most chaotic gosh-damned thing you've ever seen in your life happens. Car accidents, roller coaster failures, towers collapsing (not those ones) - it's pretty much always preceded by a tiny little pink

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On your way to the infart.

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Wife got a chuckle. I said it was her favorite movie, she said 'very funny', I said 'it was more an action-thriller'.

Maybe she liked the slut.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Moist. No but really ive always thought "sedge" is a funny sounding word.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also choose this guy's wife's "boob".

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Excellent reference

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I used to have a dog named Schnozz! He was always sticking his schnozz where it shouldn't be

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eyebrow wiggle

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