Wrong gonial angle.
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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Idk if this is solace for someone or not but as a lesbian I never had it any easier than this hypothetical chap
I gave up and found a boyfriend. I'm not even kidding. I'm like...90% lesbian though.
You're bi. Just own it.
But I don't wanna
Lesbians aren't toys to play with when you're bored.
I'm a lesbian. I've had times where I'm hella single and don't go to dudes because I'm bored or lonely. If I did, I would consider myself pan/bi.
You're bi, just say you're bi. You can't be a certain percentage of something like that.
Nah, I think I'll identify how I please.
Lesbians aren’t toys to play with when you’re bored.
I'm fully aware of this, having been the one toyed with before.
What bothers me, is that this creates this idea for some men that they can "change" or convince lesbians. If you're like "Oh I'm a lesbian, but I have a boyfriend." You're going to make some men think they just have to ask enough and that lesbians just "need a good d" to turn straight again.
Why lesbian over bi, if I may ask? Do you find yourself moving between the two labels when it's convenient or would be awkward to say? Like, if you meet his family-- do you tell them you're actually a lesbian?
No, I totally get that, and I hate that I "prove" that idea in any form, because it's horseshit. I hear that shit all the time and frankly, it's disgusting.
I identify more with lesbian, because quite frankly I'm not physically attracted to guys like...at all. I just happen to really be attached to this one guy in particular. Outside of him, I've never had a guy as a romantic partner, and should we break up at some point, I don't see myself doing it again.
Regarding his family, I probably wouldn't say anything at all about my sexuality haha
It's funny - the bi women I know have a much better understanding of how difficult it is to date women than the straight women do. "But why don't you just do online dating? I had a lot of success meeting men through online dating!"
(Before anyone says anything: yeah, straight women have their own problems.)
That's called being bi my fellow gril
As for myself, I found a long distance lesbo partner by being an uber mega nerd about am old free visual novel
Fair, but I really don't consider myself bi. I like women and I like my boyfriend haha.
Isn't this situation how the term incel was coined? Like, it was a lesbian who could not get a girlfriend, and eventually started saying she was involuntarily celibate, which got shortened to incel?
Problem: Anon keeps trying to date his mom
Solution: Anon needs to try using a dating service or app
Or his sisters. Anon has options.
Being raised by women doesn’t make you a pussy magnet anon.
Well, it's probably because he's the leper king of Jerusalem, judging by that mask
Anon:
What no male role models does to a mf.
op had no male role models because the entire scenario is completely made up for attention on the internet
I'm kind of surprised what gets downvoted these days.. do people actually not know that humans are imitation learners in almost every social and scientific aspect? 😨
I think you misinterpreted some or most of the downvotes. The problem seems to be the role model that they did find.
In the same vein I'm shocked how little reading comprehension people have these days (such as this comment) and how people and how quickly people jump to align any information with their worldview. The post even said "majority" with no indication that the father wasn't around. For example someone that has two siblings, both sisters would fit that category.
Maybe anon has more luck flirting outside of his household?
That, or try breaking his arms.
I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.
Yup, more than one way to skin a cat. (BTW, I heard this term as a construction term, as in operating a Caterpillar machine).
Furiously peels the vinyl off the tractor seat.
slowly peels vinyl off the tractor seat Yup. More than one way.
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