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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Will kill for chicken nuggets.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

"I fought in WWIII and all I got was this stupid PTSD."

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

"Begun, the Climate Wars have"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

Helmussy (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

my head goes in it after all...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

I HATE MONDAYS

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Born 2 Shit Forced 2 Wipe

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

the entirety of the vaporeon copypasta

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

"You've got red on you"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Stickerslap the shit out of it like a snowboard.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

"Born to kill" and a peace sign.

(What can I say? I'm a sucker for the classics.)

Edit: after having read some of the responses in this thread, I might update it for modern times with "Yiff in hell" and a dickbutt.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A superglued pull tab for an aluminum can.

An ingredient list and nutritional information on the side.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Et in Arcadia ego.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

"Peace Salesman"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

We're yiffing in hell tonight!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

~~Single~~ ~~Taken~~ Gamer

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Born to Feel

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

"I just flew cargo drones"

In, Chinese, Russian, and English.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

"Don't shoot"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

TFW they tell you it wasn't a simulation and the war is suddenly over.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

One side will say "Why am I here?"

The other side will say "Oh no, not again."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Just put a bunch of check marks on the helmet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“haha my gat go blat blat”

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

cheapest helmet ever ! read in comic book guy's voice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Rooty tooty snooty pooty

[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago

In case of KIA delete browser history

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

"Wild Potato" or "Born to NCD, Love to Kill"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

"Head in the clouds" with pictures of nuclear mushroom clouds behind it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Microwave my hard drives

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

🍁NERV or “Taiwan best China”

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oversized pattern of pixel noise sized for 720p from ~200ft... Or whatever else I can find that image recognition has trouble with...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Alternately, a picture of Our Great Leader/The Honorable Chairman/Gandhi/A stolen NFT, depending on the theatre.

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