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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Get off the road, asshole. - - based on real events. I've even had it said to me by someone going the opposite direction.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I literally once had someone yell at me for riding on the road, then someone else yell at me for riding on the sidewalk - in the same day. More like within a few hours.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Hit and run

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

"Can you please sing more quietly, the street is there for everyone"

Roarrrs off with spinning tires.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Driver: You're sexy and you know it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

He says 'pebnis'

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

“Just saying hi!” [drives off]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's not how this song goes at all! I wrote it. And it's the truth.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago

I am legal representation for RIAA. You are whistling copyrighted work without permission in a public space. We are demanding 34M USD in damages.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Driver: that thing looks pretty fast, you wanna race?
Cyclist: sure, switches bike to max assist

Driver: Toot, toot, toooooot!! (loud roaring of engine)

Later at the pub
Driver: I can't believe you had me for the first 100m, fuck that thing is fast
Cyclist: I know but the top end isn't really what I need. Another round?
Driver: Sure one more, then I have to get home.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You got the seatpost up your butt!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

PENETRATION!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Where's your bike seat?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

We're going to the bar after work. Are you joining?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This must be a blue country. Or it is about driving in the wrong lane.

source

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Or maybe the cyclist is on the wrong side of the road.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It can be whatever you want it to be!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but what is it really?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

The byciclist lays crying cramped in the hospital while the car driver lays their hand on them with a defeated look on their face.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Biker runs into a bale of hay. Driver corrects himself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This should be the winner

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I once had this happen to me. When I reached their window, they threw a half-full beer at me. I was 14. I came home smelling like beer. My parents knew I wasn't cool enough to be drinking beer at 14, so I didn't get in trouble at all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Good story, but too much for a single panel of a comic IMO.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Drivers pulls up and they both romantically build a doctor who Lego set

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

As we only ever got three, they should have enough time to build all of them.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Chicken butt! As the driver speeds off.