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this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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Get off the road, asshole. - - based on real events. I've even had it said to me by someone going the opposite direction.
I literally once had someone yell at me for riding on the road, then someone else yell at me for riding on the sidewalk - in the same day. More like within a few hours.
Hit and run
"Can you please sing more quietly, the street is there for everyone"
Roarrrs off with spinning tires.
Driver: You're sexy and you know it!
He says 'pebnis'
“Just saying hi!” [drives off]
That's not how this song goes at all! I wrote it. And it's the truth.
I am legal representation for RIAA. You are whistling copyrighted work without permission in a public space. We are demanding 34M USD in damages.
Driver: that thing looks pretty fast, you wanna race?
Cyclist: sure, switches bike to max assist
Driver: Toot, toot, toooooot!! (loud roaring of engine)
Later at the pub
Driver: I can't believe you had me for the first 100m, fuck that thing is fast
Cyclist: I know but the top end isn't really what I need. Another round?
Driver: Sure one more, then I have to get home.
"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
You got the seatpost up your butt!
PENETRATION!
Where's your bike seat?
We're going to the bar after work. Are you joining?
Or maybe the cyclist is on the wrong side of the road.
It can be whatever you want it to be!
Yeah, but what is it really?
^england^
The byciclist lays crying cramped in the hospital while the car driver lays their hand on them with a defeated look on their face.
Biker runs into a bale of hay. Driver corrects himself.
This should be the winner
I once had this happen to me. When I reached their window, they threw a half-full beer at me. I was 14. I came home smelling like beer. My parents knew I wasn't cool enough to be drinking beer at 14, so I didn't get in trouble at all.
Good story, but too much for a single panel of a comic IMO.
Drivers pulls up and they both romantically build a doctor who Lego set
As we only ever got three, they should have enough time to build all of them.
Chicken butt! As the driver speeds off.