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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Free cockring.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait you guys have more than 1?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

You have less than nine? Is it not supposed to be a veritable bunch of grapes down there?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Found the one ball wonder right here

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Inbetweeners. Such a funny show I forgot about.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

One for the frank and one for the beans

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I tried but the condom is too big

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

What is the rest of the recipe?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Well, I def don't buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that's for sure.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You putting icecream in there?!?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, it has nuts.
I thought this was the topic of discission :).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Cold hard f**k

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Only have one, so maybe?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so... I've never worn one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That is not a problem. You only really need them during sex.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Me neither, but I would guess it makes it easier to insert the balls.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've wore one before, but only one.

it's been passed down in my family for generations.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Damn Genghis

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it's full of pee

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some secrets we can take to the grave ❤️

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nope. Screenshot is already on 9gag

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Ahhh, sweet 💞💞

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Makes it look bigger

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only put the one you plan to use

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not the one where the pee is stored.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I read once in an article (don't remember the details), that the urine of schizophrenic people contains some psychedelic chemical naturally.

In other words, psychedelic pee is stored in the schizophrenia

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That feel when your mom fucked a shaman and you're half magic mushroom, half human.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

True, my doctor suggested this but sometimes I like to switch it up to surprise my partner.

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