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Those fingers look EWWWW
You would hate my middle finger then
Show it!!
I'm a regular freak of nature
Your fingers are fine
But how did he take the picture?
I had a friend help me. My life is a constant battle of having thumbs that function perfectly fine.
Not with his thumbs that's for sure.
Why is this a thing?!
dan avidan looking mfer
How does one get such tiny nails?
Genetic lottery is how I got mine
My right pinkie-toe is like that, I think I stubbed my toe as a child or something
Years of nail biting
Edit: I mean also the genes for a different thumb shape that inherently has a shorter nail in the first place; but besides that, the nails that are even shorter than the others in this pic would be due to habitual nail biting
Oh, that's weird. Their thimbs also look a bit shorter than usual...
My sister has one. Apparently she cut the top (?) of her thumb while playing around with a paper stapler.
A stapler?!?
A paper stapler*
A paper stapler?!?
Thumbception
sus
^dont ^say ^it ^dont ^say ^it ^DONT ^SAY ^IT
#A M O G U S
Big Thumbus over here
I mean what use are nails for, at some point in the human evolution we wouldn't need nails at all
I'd like to add that.. I have stubbed my toe so hard twice now and they had to remove half of the nail Twice and from experience I say fuck them the creation of nails was a mistake existing only to make us further suffer on this cursed land
Opening cans of beer and soda
Jealous that my nails aren't that strong
You need more calcium
Humans evolved finger nails to separate Lego pieces
...I can't think of a good reason for toe nails though
its only use is to protect our fingers when holding something with a lot of strength (it'll spread the force around your finger tips instead of it all going to one point
or at least i remember hearing something like that. im not actually sure though
Like brass knuckles, but for your fingers.
maybe also separating lego pieces
Lego do not belong near feet. That shit is real damage.
then its only purpose is as a heat shield when holding a cup of tea.